I ride a scooter because....

Posted July 6th, 2009 by Eddie The WOP
I'm seriously into Retro and love the look
9% (2 votes)
I like the freedom of 2 wheels
52% (12 votes)
I like the step-through design and think that motorbikes are stoopid
4% (1 vote)
I'm way too cool for a car!
17% (4 votes)
I'm a modern day Mod and ride a scooter to be just like one.
13% (3 votes)
I enjoy the danger!
4% (1 vote)
Total votes: 23



Post any other reasons you can think of.....
its two stroke
I am a slow learner
Club Chairman 2008/2009
...and don't think that m'cycles are stoopid although most of them have a design height limiter that is stoopid for anyone below 5' 10' in height! Long live scooters :)
Rides Sub-Committe member 2008/09
Vespa addict! plus Crazy Frog Jog & Bella Belladonna - Ellerslie
Way I kewl to be caged........even on a little blue jog...........drinking a fluffy.......with hundreds and thousands sprinkled on the top...........and lollies.......n' junk.....
I ride cause it's the closest feeling of being in heaven and quite regularly the closest I ever get to be going there... ( to heaven that is! ). I find riding on a beautiful sunny day on anything with two wheels, the most fun you can have with your cloths on. In saying that I think how sore my arse gets when going for very long rides on my old scoot..... Much could be added there, but I'll stop while I'm a head. When thinking about it, it's quite scary how close it is to sadomasochism. In saying that is scooting/riding a fetish or an addiction? There's a question to sink your teeth into Snakebike. Can't wait for the comments to flow.
obsession |əbˈse sh ən|
noun
the state of being obsessed with someone or something : she cared for him with a devotion bordering on obsession.
• an idea or thought that continually preoccupies or intrudes on a person's mind : he was in the grip of an obsession he was powerless to resist.
I love the smell of 2 stroke in the morning
funny , initially I read, you riding your old friend Scott and being in heaven. As I read that I wondered how does he know what the hell heaven feels like and then how long has he known Scott. I guess the part with no clothes, sore butt, got me all twisted.
fetish for most of us( taken from the MWebster dic.)::: an object of unreasoning concern or devotion. (this could be our scooters)
fetish in your case mr Fish ( also taken from MWebster dic.)an object whose real or fantasied presence is nescassary for sexual gratification.,( this could be your scooter)
you asked!!!